Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more or close up the wall with our Evans dead. My blood pressure would be spiking like crazy right now if I weren’t listening to some calm Jeff Tweedy to shelter me through the early portion of this list, which ends… here, as we transition out of the Moral Objections Zone and into the Land of Petty Personal Grudges. Rory/Dean is bad Sam/Dean is also bad, but for very different reasons. Wait, I just realized Jared Padalecki plays a guy named Dean on Gilmore Girls. Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester – Supernatural Oh, shit! I just googled “mac always sunny thor” and this came up.
Maybe Mac from Always Sunny? Mac would treat Thor right. Tom Hiddleston is weird-looking enough on a good day, let alone with that stringy wig and the weird helmet. I just feel like… Thor can do better? Thor’s a beefcake. I googled the names and shouted, “Oh, come on!” out loud. Harry Hart/Gary Unwin – Kingsman: The Secret Service
I’m only three in and I’m already exhausted.ĩ7. Harry Potter/Severus Snape – Harry Potter There are so many age-appropriate BF and GF options for Stiles. Look, I’m just getting all the really heinous shit out of the way up top. Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski – Teen Wolfĭon’t know much about this show but my understanding – confirmed by a Google search of the parties in question – is that Peter Hale is the creepy middle-aged villain dude and Stiles is a baby-faced teenager who wears a lot of flannel. They both have perfectly good, entirely age-appropriate boyfriends right there. All the time and energy poured into this nonsense that could have gone to Erwin/Levi? Or Eren/Armin? It is, frankly, tragic to contemplate.ĩ9. I mean, first off, Levi is like, thirty, and Eren is fourteen or something. NOTE: Views expressed herein are my own and may not reflect the opinions of the rest of The Niche’s editorial staff.ĪDDITIONAL NOTE: Trigger warnings for CSA, rape, and incest. I will now proceed to rank them all, one by one, often with no understanding of the original canons whatsoever. Now, a lot of these came as surprises to me – apparently, people actually… write fanfiction about straight couples? But, for the most part, we’re dealing with the old fandom classics, the standards, your Kirkspocks, your Johnlocks, your Johndaves. If you aren't sure if your order will arrive on time, please ask me first.I’m not going to bother with much preamble, because we all know what AO3 is and we all know why we’re here: to rank and categorize all 100 of the most popular ships on the website. While I strive to get your order out and at your front door as fast as possible, I cannot guarantee that it will arrive be a certain date. Please note that business days may not include weekends or public holidays. Your item is made to order! Please refer to the Delivery/Shipping Policies at the top of the listing for an up-to-date estimate of creation times. UPDATE: Due to the current situation worldwide, shipping delays are possible and may not reflect the information shown here. Then refer to the size chart in the images and choose the size closest to the shirt you measured from home. Width is armpit-to-armpit and Length is from top edge of collar to bottom of shirt. Want to make sure you order the correct size first time around? Simply grab one of your own shirts and measure it.
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